Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like Spaghetti, Lets go fuck.

onehundredpercentdun:

whychemicalromance:

if you’ve lost count of how many times you’ve already listened to centuries clap your hands

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jackhowrds:

Dan and Phil Games (insp)

mamalaz:

When Peter met Drax

yall as counselors: pls do not be sad friend!!! the stars love you and want to kiss your flesh which is made of sunlight and small bugs!! uwu

princess-palpatine:

why is everyone so reluctant to sort their faves into Slytherin? the house description is “ambitious and cunning” not “they’re all fucking evil slimy malicious twats.”


very sexy, phil [x]

very sexy, phil [x]

(Source: about-a-llama)

ggaga:

i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck

(Source: behindmcr)

pizza:

petcanadian:

there is a 98% chance i’m turning into pizza

it’s too late for me

dermythosdessisyphos:

wewillavenge-it:

nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?

glasses

thanks:

for:

the:

memories:

even:

though

they

weren’t

so

great

(Source: nebranska)

*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break

(Source: enraptored)

bootybar:

when ur family come over for dinner and ask what youve been up to
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